I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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