it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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