I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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