Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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