I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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