i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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