I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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