I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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