She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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