I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Randomize
