I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
vagina is talking i cant
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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