i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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