I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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