I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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