Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
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