she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
vagina is talking i cant
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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