The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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