dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
When are your genitals available?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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