My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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