Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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