i just google imaged poop.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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