are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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