: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Randomize
