But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
