what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I need to sanitize my soul.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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