Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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