i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
you had me at cake vodka
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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