is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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