WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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