allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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