D3 body, D1 cock
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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