dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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