Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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