Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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