the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Randomize