So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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