this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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