I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
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