garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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