Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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