i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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