the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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