Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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