NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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