I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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