forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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