so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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