She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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