You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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