At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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