i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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