I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I'm having to shit out rocks
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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